#343: Multiple Account Bank Mailings

There is this one small bank I have some money in. I have 2 CDs, a Savings Account, and a checking account. The fools send me 4 separate envelopes with statements for each one. Not only can they not figure out how to link them all into one statement and one envelope, but I even said I don't want to get paper statements and they can't NOT send them out because they don't do electronic statements and the bank law states you must provide one somehow. Fools. Severity: 2